Salwa : What’s the matter ? Is Fatma ill ?
Zenab : I don’t know , but she doesn’t look well .
Salwa : Perhaps she’s got a headache .
( to Fatma ) Fatma , you don’t look well . You look ill .
Fatma : I feel ill .
Salwa : What’s the matter ?
The Mother : Ah ! You’ve got a headache . I need a doctor .But , there isn’t a doctor here .
The Father : Oh yes , there is Samah , over there , is one .
Doctor : Are you ill ?
Fatma : I think so , but I don’t know . I didn’t feel very well in there .
Doctor : You don’t look very well . Perhaps you need some food . Are you hungry ?
Fatma : No . I’m not hungry .
Doctor : Are you thirsty ? Do you want a drink ?
Fatma : No , not now , thank you .
Doctor : Take this medicine . You’ll feel better .
Fatma : Ugh !
Doctor : You’ll feel fine tomorrow . Shall we go to the party ?
Fatma : Yes , let’s go back . I feel better now .
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Girl : I’ve got a cold .
Boy : I know . You’ve got some tissues .
Girl : I’ve got many . This box is empty .
Boy : Here’s another box .
Girl : There are only a few in this box . I need more .
Boy : More ! I bought five boxes yesterday .
Girl : I had a lot of tissues yesterday . I’m cold and I’m wet .
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Man : I don’t feel very well , doctor .
Doctor : Do you smoke ?
Man : Yes .
Doctor : Then if I were you ,I’d stop smoking .
Man : I can’t stop smoking , doctor .
Doctor : Then if I were you , I wouldn’t smoke as many cigarettes every day .
Man : I’ve tried that , doctor .
Doctor : Well , why don’t you smoke less of each cigarette ?
Man : I still smoke a lot , doctor .
Doctor : Then you should smoke a lighter cigarette .
Man : I know I should , doctor . But it’s very difficult .
Doctor : Well why don’t you take the cigarette out when you aren’t smoking ?
Man : I’ll do that , doctor . I’ll take the cigarette out . Thank you very much .
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Doctor : Well , Mrs Hend . What’s wrong with you ?
Mrs Hend : Well ?
Doctor : What’s wrong with you ?
Mrs Hend : My shoulder hurts . Here . I want you to look at it .
Doctor : Right . Why don’t you take your dress off ?
Mrs Hend : All right .
Doctor : You can take this medicine three times every day after each meal .
Mrs Hend : I’ll do that , doctor . Thank you .
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Jana : Hi , Soad ! How are you ?Soad : Not so good . I have a terrible cold .
Jana :Really ?That’s too bad !You should be at home in bed .It’s really important to get a lot of rest. .
Soad : Yeah , you’re right .
Jana : And have you taken anything for it ?
Soad : No , I haven’t .
Jana : Well , it’s helpful to chop up some garlic and cook it in chicken stock . Then drink a cup every half hour . It really works !
Soad : Ugh !
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Pharmacist : Hi . Can I help you ?
Patient : Yes , please . Could I have something for a cough ? I think I’m getting a cold .
Pharmacist : Well , I suggest a box of these cough drops . And you should get a bottle of vitamin C , too .
Patient : Thank you . And what do you have for dry skin ?
Pharmacist : Try some of this new lotion . It’s very good .
Patient : OK . Thanks a lot .
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Salah : Ugh ! I feel awful . I really have to stop smoking .
Aiman : So why don’t you quit ?
Salah : Well , if I quit , I might gain weight !
Aiman : A lot of people do , but ……
Salah : And if I gain weight , I won’t be able to fit into any of my clothes !
Aiman : Well , you can always go on a diet .
Salah : Oh , no . I’m terrible at losing weight on diets . So if my clothes don’t fit , I’ll have to buy new ones . I’ll have to get a part-time job , and ……
Aiman : Listen , it is hard to quit , but it’s not that hard . Do you want to know how I did it ?
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Doctor : Come in ! ….Good morning , Mr. Kamel ?
Mr. Kamel : Yes , doctor .
Doctor : How are you today ?
Mr. Kamel : I’m very well –hic!- , thank you , doctor .
Doctor : Oh ! Why are you here then ?
Mr. Kamel : I’ve got –hic!- hiccups , doctor ; I can’t stop them –hic!- .
Doctor : Hmm …O.K. Stand up … No . Don’t stand up , sit down . Stnsup ….Da-dum-ds-dum . da-dee-da-da , stand up ……Dee-dum-da-da .
Mr. Kamel : Doc…. –hic !- . Doctor !
Doctor : Yes ?
Mr. Ksamel : MY –hic!- .hiccups .
Doctor : Ah yes , yes . Stand up . Now , open your mouth , and say Aah !
Mr. Kamel : Aah ! –hic!- .
Doctor : Don’t say Urr . Say Aah !
Mr . Kamel : Aah ! –hic!- .
Doctor : Yes , you’ve got hiccups .
Mr. Kamel : Yes , doctor –hic!- . Oh ! What can I do ?
Doctor : Go home .
Mr. Kamel : Go home ? –hic !- .
Doctor : Yes , yes . Go home . Sit down . Close your eyes . Open your mouth . Drink six cups of tea , and eat four bananas .
Mr. Kamel : Yes , thank you –hic!- , doctor .
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Wife : Help ! Help !
Husband : What’s wrong ?Where are you ?
Wife : I’m in the kitchen .
Husband : What’s wrong ?
Wife : I’ve fallen over some utensils . Help me , quick !My arm ! Quch !I’ve broken my arm .
Husband : Don’t be silly . You haven’t broken your arm . Come on . Get up . I’ll help you .
Wife : Ouch ! My leg ! I can’t get up . I’ve broken my leg !
Husband : Oh dear . Perhaps you have broken your leg .
Wife : Yes , I have broken my leg .
Husband : All right . Stay there . I’ll phone the doctor .
Wife : Yes , phone the doctor .
Husband : He’ll come round straight away .
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