Sergeant :His name is Shams Hamdan . He was born in this town and he went to the local school around the corner . He was there from September until October 2004 . But he didn’t like the school .
Citizen : No ?
Sergeant : No . And there isn’t a school there now . There was a fire , you see . In October 2004 . A big fire , and no more school .
Sergeant : Do you think he is married ?
Citizen : I don’t know , sergeant .
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Citizen : He said his name was Antar Shadeed . And he said he used to live in Kalubia.
He lives in Cairo , now really . He’s a student at the university . He told me that he took exams last week .
Sergeant : He old you all that ?
Citizen : Yes .
Sergeant : So , he said he was a student a Cairo University .
Citizen : That’s right . And I’m sure he is , sergeant . He’s very nice .
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Sergeant : What do they want o know ?
Detective : It says , “Person taking course , please give full name ….”
Sergeant : Full name . Yes .
Detective : “Address and telephone number .”
Sergeant : Yes .
Detective : They want to know if the person is married or single , male or female .
Sergeant : Right . I’ve got that .
Detective : And they want to know the date and place of birth .
Sergeant : OK .
Detective : Now , what’s this ? Oh , yes . They want to know if you’ve done any courses before .
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Wife : This is our stop , isn’t it ?
Husband : Yes , yes , it is . Hurry up or we’ll have to stay until the next one .
[ They got off the bus ]
Now , where’s that museum ? Do you have the map ?
Wife : My bag ! It’s on the bus . I’ve left it on the bus .
Husband : Well , we can’t do anything now .
Wife : Where’s the Lost Property Office ?
Husband : At the station . I think I saw it there .
Wife : Our passports are in that bag . And our money .
Husband : Is that all ? Nothing important . Only money and passports ?
Wife : I’m sorry . But what about the passports ? Should we report the bag to the police ?
Husband : Not yet .
Wife : Well , we should let our consulate know .
Husband : Not yet . We’ll go to the Lost Property Office first , and then see .
[ At the Lost Property Office ]
Wife : Good morning . Has a brown leather bag been handed in ?
Clerk : Do you have any identification ?
Husband : Our passports .
Wife : But they’re in the bag .
Clerk : A lost property claims will be considered only after identity has been established .
Wife : This is ridiculous .
Husband : Absolutely ridiculous . Look , our passports are in the bag . And how can we—
Clerk : Do you have anything else ?
Husband : Nothing .
Clerk : Hmm . When exactly did you lose it ?
Husband : Exactly ? I don’t know exactly . Why ?
Clerk : Well , articles must be reclaimed within seven days of the loss .
Wife : Oh , well , we only lost it yesterday .
Clerk : And which bus were you on ?
Husband : The 12…Hey , there it is ! There . You see ?
Wife : Yes , it’s that one . The brown one .
Clerk : This one ?
Wife : Yes .
Clerk : Now , can you tell me what was in it ?
Wife : Passports , money , maps , handkerchiefs , make-up , pens ….
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