At The Bus Station
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Inspector : You want to get to Tahrir Station , sir ?
Citizen : Yes .
Inspector : It’s very easy . There’s a bus every ten minutes from stop number four . The next bus is at five past nine , and a ticket to Tahrir costs two pounds . It takes one hour to get there .
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Woman : May I have my coat , please ?
Attendant : Which one is it , madam ?
Woman : That one . That one’s mine .
Attendant : This one ?
Woman : No . That coat isn’t mine . Mine is the one next to it .
Attendant : Here’s your coat , madam . And is this yours ? This umbrella ?
Woman : No it isn’t .
Attendant : Oh , dear ! Whose is it ?
Woman : Don’t worry . I think it’s my husband’s . Khaled ! Is that your umbrella ?
Husband : Yes , it is .
Woman : It’s all right . It’s his .
Customs Officer : Now . What’s your surname ?
Mr. Shaker : Shaker .
Customs Officer : Thank you .I’ll write your surname here . And your first names ?
Mr. Shaker : Ahmad Amr .
Customs Officer : Your first names go there . Ahmad Amr . And you put Mr. , Mrs. or Miss there . Next to your name , Mr. Shaker . Are you married ?
Mr. Shaker : Yes , I’m married .My wife is with me .
Customs officer : You’re married . Now, your nationality , please ?
Mr. Shaker : I’m Egyptian . I’m a businessman .
Customs Officer : Businessman . Thank you , Mr. Shaker . Now .May I see your passport , please. ?
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Air Hostess 1: Is the air host , Karim here , yet ?
Air hostess 2 : Yes He’s getting the flight information . When he’s ready , we’ll leave .
Air Hostess 1 : Before e arrives , I’ll telephone one of my friends .
Air Hostess 2 : You’ve only got as minute or so . When he arrives , he’ll expect to find you here .
Air Hostess 1 : Yes , you’re right . OK . I won’t phone my friend till he arrives .
Air Hostess 2 : Sorry , but you know him .
Air Hostess 3 : I must phone too . When we arrive in London , I’ll phone from the airport .
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At The Customs In
Japan .
Mrs. Green : What’s that . Arthur ? I can’t understand him .
Mr. Green : It’s Japanese . I can’t understand Japanese .
Mrs. Green . Speak English , please .
Customs Officer : English ?
Mr. Green : Yes , English . Can you speak English ?
Customs Officer : Yes I can speak English .
Mrs. Green : Oh good .
Customs Officer : Can you tell me your names , please ?
Mr. Green : Mr. and Mrs. Green .
Customs Officer : Ah , ha . Can I see your passports ?
Mr. Green : Yes .
Customs Officer : Thank you . Where are your cases ?
Mrs. Green : Here . These two .
Customs Officer : Can I see them , please ?
Mr. Green : See them ? Ah .
Customs Officer : Yes . Can you open your cases ?
Mrs. Green : Open them ?
Mr. and Mrs. Green : No , we can’t .
Customs Officer : You can’t what ?
Mr. Green : We can’t open our cases .
Customs Officer : Why not ?
Mrs. Green : We haven’t got the keys .
Mrs. Green : And we can’t open our cases ---
Mrs. Green : If we haven’t got the keys .
Customs Officer : You haven’t got the keys , eh ? Hmm ….I think I can open them . Look ! Ah-ha ! What’s this ?
Mr. Green : Er ….two hundred and fifty three watches .
Customs Officer : Two hundred and fifty three watches !
Mrs. Green : Yes .
Customs Officer : You can’t come into Japan with two hundred and fifty three watches in your cases .
Mrs. Green : Can’t we ?
Customs Officer : No .
Mr. Green : Why not ?
Customs Officer : Because you can’t . It’s illegal .
Mrs. Green : Illegal ? Oh …..er …..sorry . Can we go back to England with them ?
Customs Officer : No
Mr. Green : Can you tell me the time , please ?
Customs Officer : The time ?
Mr. Green : Yes . Can you tell me the time ?
Customs Officer : It’s …..half past two . But –
Mrs. Green : Half past two !
Mr. Green : It’s very late .
Mrs. Green : We can’t stay . Sorry !
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